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Recorded live in concert at FuMPfest 2017, unedited. A very silly concert.
Mix of previously recorded songs and totally new stuff.
1) Introduction
2) Totally Average Woman
3) Blues name
4) If Mucus Were Money
5) Latex allergy
6) My Love
7) What’s Great About Fasting
8) Dumb Parodies
9) Doctor’s Office
10) Stupefied
11) Last 10 pounds/ Miss Universe
12) Duet with a Klingon
13) Kid friendly?/ Eating healthy/ bad cook
14) On the Commode Again
15) Joe’s Ex-Girlfriends
16) Breakaway
17) Taking requests
18) Toasted Chicken Sandwich/ Native Americans
19) The Force
20) What If Your Girlfriend/ Butt Was Gone
21) South Carolina/ New Jersey
22) If I Had the Copyright (The F Word Song) (bleeped)
Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. (studio album with full band).
Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.
Tracks:
Joe's Ex-Girlfriends - Gotta Start Smoking'- Man Pants - If You're Goin' To China
Totally Average Woman - Cheek to Cheek - Aunt Flow Rag - Dr Pepper - Ragnarok -
Break Away - Needless Dissection - Swamp Thing - Before Autotune
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Preview the CD and/ or buy it at bandcamp:
https://carlaulbrich.bandcamp.com/album/totally-average-woman
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http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/carlaulbrich
Also on iTunes & Spotify
Carla's 5th CD, recorded at XM Radio's Performance Theater.
Tracks:
Let It Go - The Force - My Love Is...- I Hope You're Happy - The Scooter Store - Duet With a Klingon - Bad Song Ideas - Big Hit Medley - One Good Song - Scrambled Eggs - North vs. South... Carolina - Making Gramma Laugh - It's Never Polite To Ask a Girl How Old She Is - Tombstones - Coffee Enemas - We Don't Need a Walmart - Dating For Dummies - Me Neither - How To Become a Folksinger - If I Had the Copyright (The F-Word Song, bleeped) - Duet With a Klingon (Studio version)
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Carla's 2nd CD: a live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC. Humorous songs about dating, wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs.
Tracks:
I Have To Kill You Now - A Name is a Name (My Name is Carla) - That's Alright Now Mama (instr.) - The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song) - The Wedgie - How to Build a Log Cabin (for dummies) - Toasted Chicken Sandwich - Candy and Gum - Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs - The Teachers of Clemson - Cascade - Would You Rather Be Paid - Therapy Works - What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone - Bonus track
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Carla's 1st CD, now in its third pressing. Recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say.
Tracks:
01. Please Do Something Stupid |
02. Boy Wonder |
03. It Reminds Me Of You |
04. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone |
05. Love To Learn |
06. Love Connection |
07. Nothing To Say |
08. Not Your Jesus |
09. Wolf |
10. Toasted Chicken Sandwich |
11. Zipadeedoodah |
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Get all 5 of Carla's in-print CDs!
Her Fabulous Debut (with acoustic band in the studio)- heard on Pandora
Professional Smart Aleck (live, solo) - heard on Pandora
Sick Humor (full band in studio, all funny medical songs) - heard on SiriusXM's Laugh USA
Live From Outer Space (live, solo) - recorded at XM Radio's studio
Totally Average Woman (full band in studio)- Most recent CD (2016)
Collection of short, funny, inspiring essays about dealing with chronic illness and living well. How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit. Received Seal of Approval from the Lupus Foundation of America, and is the publisher's Best Seller. Great read for anyone suffering with a chronic illness, or caring for someone who is.