Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck


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Totally Average Woman - studio CD

Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. (studio album with full band).

Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.


Joe's Ex-Girlfriends - Gotta Start Smoking'- Man Pants - If You're Goin' To China 

Totally Average Woman - Cheek to Cheek - Aunt Flow Rag - Dr Pepper - Ragnarok - 

Break Away - Needless Dissection - Swamp Thing - Before Autotune


$12.00 + shipping 

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