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Totally Average Woman - comedy music CD

It's here! It's here! It's here!

Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. (studio album with full band).

Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.


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Joe's Ex-Girlfriends

Gotta Start Smokin'

Man Pants

If You're Goin' To China

Totally Average Woman

Cheek to Cheek

Aunt Flow Rag

Dr Pepper


Break Away

Needless Dissection

Swamp Thing

Before Autotune