Story
parody of the old Petula Clark hit "My Love is..." I wrote this for Bob Malone and Karen Nash's wedding reception. No one has asked me to write a song for their wedding since.
Live From Outer Space
My Love
02:16
Carla Ulbrich
08/14/2009
Lyrics
My love is warmer than a day in Alaska
Softer than a coconut
Deeper than the thoughts of a supermodel
Wider than a wide-mouth bass
My love is brighter than a solar eclipse
Which happens every 54 years
My love is so much better than a sharp stick in the eye
Something happened to my heart the day that I met you
Something that I've never felt before
In all the time I've felt this way I've come to realize
It's nothing that antacid wouldn't cure
My love is warmer than a bowl of vichyssoise
Softer than the finest sandpaper
Deeper than a big gulp from 7-11
Wider than a wide screen TV
My love is brighter than the brightest star
in a distant galaxy
And there is nothing in this world that could ever change my love
unless I win the lottery
Once I thought that love was meant for anyone else but me
Once I thought you'd never come my way
Words cannot express the feelings that I feel for you...
My love is warmer than the little kids' swimming pool
Softer than a hypodermic needle
Deeper than the little kids' swimming pool
Wider than your mom
My love is brighter than your keychain flashlight
Which by the way needs a battery
You are my one and only 'til something better comes along