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Carla Ulbrich: Songs

Patient 2946065

(Carla Ulbrich)
August, 2004
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich; music: Tommy Tutone
Sadly, not one word of this is fiction. Except I have no friends named Jenny. Character voices by Randy Crenshaw.
Jenny Jenny I gotta tell you
This is the worst hospital I’ve ever been to
They made a sticker with my number to wear on my clothes
Just like a piece of meat in the grocery store

If you don’t have a number
treatment will be denied
Fine then I’ll take a number
Patient 2946065

Jenny Jenny tell someone for me
Another blanket sure would me so happy
I couldn’t open my food I was getting perturbed
I tried using my spork then my tray overturned

Woke me at 3am it’s time for an MRI
Then time to draw some blood from
Patient 2946065

I got it I got I got it
I’m just a number on the wall
I got it I got I got it
Just a number to whoever’s on call

Here come a bunch of doctors
There must be 8 or 9
We need to see you walk please
Patient 2946065