Carla Ulbrich: Songs

• MP3 play whole song, hi-fi (broadband)

parody of the old Petula Clark hit "My Love is..."
I wrote this for Bob Malone and Karen Nash's wedding reception. No one has asked me to write a song for their wedding since.

My love is warmer than a day in Alaska
Softer than a coconut
Deeper than the thoughts of a supermodel
Wider than a wide-mouth bass

My love is brighter than a solar eclipse
Which happens every 54 years
My love is so much better than a sharp stick in the eye

Something happened to my heart the day that I met you
Something that I’ve never felt before
All the time I’ve felt this way I’ve come to realize
It’s nothing that antacid couldn’t cure

My love is warmer than a bowl of vichyssoise
Softer than the finest sandpaper
Deeper than a big gulp from 7-11
Wider than a wide screen TV

My love is brighter than the brightest star
in a distant galaxy
And there is nothing in this world that could ever
change my love… unless I win the lottery

Once I thought that love was meant for anyone else but me
Once I thought you'd never come my way
Words cannot express the feelings that I feel for you...

My love is warmer than the little kids’ swimming pool
Softer than a hypodermic needle
Deeper than the little kids’ swimming pool
Wider than your mom

My love is brighter than your keychain flashlight
Which by the way needs a battery
You are my one and only ‘til something better comes along