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Carla Ulbrich: Listen

Duet with a Klingon

(Carla Ulbrich)
lyrics Carla Ulbrich
This song will be included on "Live from Outer Space" (recorded at XM radio), to be released Fall 09.

The F Word Song

If I Had the Copyright (The F Word Song Live/ Bleeped)

We Don't Need a WalMart

We Don't Need a WalMart

(Carla Ulbrich & Bob Malone)
2000-10-10
Carla Ulbrich and Bob Malone

Her Fabulous Debut

Please Do Something Stupid

What If You Girlfriend Was Gone

Zipadeedoodah

(Carla Ulbrich)
1999-11-10
arr. Carla Ulbrich

Boy Wonder

It Reminds Me of You

Nothing To Say

Love Connection

Wolf

Not Your Jesus

Toasted Chicken Sandwich

Love To Learn

(Carla Ulbrich)
1999-11-10
Henry Hipkens
Henry Hipkens is a lawyer living in Nashville who writes wonderful love songs that sound old.

Not So Hidden Track

Professional Smart Aleck CD

I Have to Kill You Now

The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs

That's Alright Now Mama

Therapy Works

A Name is a Name is a Name

The Wedgie

How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story)

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02-20
Carla Ulbrich
This is a true story about my cousin Glenn, the fella who wrote "Toasted Chicken Sandwich."

Toasted Chicken Sandwich

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02-20
Glenn Hanson
Live version of this song (written by my cousin).

(I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs

Cascade

The Teachers of Clempson

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02
Carla Ulbrich
Ramblings about growing up going to public school in South Carolina.

Would You Rather Be Paid

Candy and Gum

What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02
Carla Ulbrich
Live version of my "big hit," complete with all 3 endings.

Kelson Says Hi

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02
Carla Ulbrich
Kelson Slayman introduces me, and I introduce "I Have to Kill You Now."

a bonus

(Carla Ulbrich)
2003-02
Carla Ulbrich
I test the audience's limits with this foreshadowing of "Sick Humor," a little "taste" (ahem) of "The Colon."

Sick Humor

Sittin' In the Waiting Room

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich; music: Lloyd Price

What If Your Butt Was Gone

Patient 2946065

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics: Carla Ulbrich; music: Tommy Tutone

Prednisone

On The Commode Again

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music Willie Nelson

The Colon

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music Paul Williams

(I'm a) Specialist

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music The Pretenders

(Happy To Be) Stuck By You

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music Huey Lewis and the News

I Got Tremors

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music George Gershwin

Little Brown Jug

(Carla Ulbrich)
2004-08
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music trad.

Random Stuff

Cheney's Got Your Back

Contains Naughty Words

If I Had the Copyright (The F word song Live/ uncensored)