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Carla Ulbrich: Buy CDs

How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? - book

Collection of short, funny, inspiring essays about dealing with chronic illness and living well. How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit.

Click here to buy the book at Indie Bound
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Books and Books Miami
The fabulous chain in South Florida with a dog-friendly cafe, music on weekends, and lots of author events. Get the book online or in the store.
Clinton Book Shop, Clinton NJ
Really cool indie bookstore in Central NJ.
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Kindle version
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Booksmith, Seneca SC
Bookworks in Albuquerque

in stock at nice indie bookstore in Albuquerque, NM

All 5 CDs "Box set" - CDs

Ok there's no actual box. But get all 5 Carla CDs for a song. A lot of songs for a song. Her Fabulous Debut, Professional Smart Aleck, Sick Humor, Leftovers and Live From Outer Space. $39.99 + $5.95 shipping

Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - CD

CARLA ULBRICH: Sick HumorCarla's 3rd CD, in its 3rd pressing. 10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. Highly recommended for nurses and medical staff and those with a chronic illness and a sense of humor. Makes a great gift. Released summer 2004. $10.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage

Get the Sick Humor CD at CD Baby
Download MP3s of songs from Sick Humor at itunes

Her Fabulous Debut - CD

CARLA ULBRICH: Her Fabulous DebutCarla's 1st CD, now in its third pressing. Recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say. $10.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage

$12.98 Get Her Fabulous Debut at CD Baby
Download MP3s from Her Fabulous Debut at iTunes

Live From Outer Space - CD

Carla Ulbrich: Live From Outer SpaceCarla's 5th CD, recorded at XM Radio's Performance Theater. Released 2009, includes tracks such as "Duet with a Klingon" and "If I Had the Copyright (The F Word Song)." Get it here for $9.98



$13.98 get the CD at CD Baby
iTunes

Professional Smart Aleck (live) - CD

CARLA ULBRICH: Professional Smart AleckCarla's 2nd CD, in its 3rd pressing. A live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC in October 2001. General humor about dating, Wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs. Released in Feb. 2003. $ 9.98 at paypal.com, direct from Carla's garage

$12.98 Get Professional Smart Aleck at CD Baby
Download songs from Professional Smart Aleck from iTunes

Leftovers - CD

CARLA ULBRICH: LeftoversCarla's 4th CD, a collection of odd tracks and alternate versions of previously recorded songs, such as the electric twang Nashville version of "What If You Girlfriend was Gone," the rap version of "What If Your Butt Was Gone," and the fully produced version of "Boy Wonder." Get it here for $ 9.98.

iTunes
$9.99 download the CD at CD Baby

"Waffle Ho" - buttons

$1.00 each

Difficult Last Name Club - button

1" White button with black ink $1.00 each

Exclusive MP3s (not available elsewhere) - MP3s

These are MP3s that are not on any CDs. You can only get them here. 99 cents each.

Love Connection - jazz version (99 cents)

This hipper than hip version of "Love Connection" was recorded in Nashville in 1998, before I recorded my 1st CD, and was never released (until now!). We found this version on a cassette in the basement. Pretty hot band. I'm not in it... that's me singing, tho.

Swamp Thing (live)
Parody. I decided Swamp Thing needed his own song. Sort of.
School Cafeteria
My cover version of the classic Weird Al song.
Cheney's Got Your Back (99c)
I wrote this on the fly in 2006 for a "Dick Cheney Shot a Guy in the Face" song contest. (I got 2nd place).
Boy Wonder: Karaoke version (99c)
The Nashville (wall of sound) version, without vocals.
Now and Later (w/ Grant Livingston) (99c)
Rare track: This is a recording of me and Grant Livingston (on guitar) from (the now defunct) Main Street Cafe in Homestead, FL. We were giving out goofy door prizes. This is the only time we ever performed this song.
Duet with a Klingon (live, solo) (99c)
It's a "duet," done solo. Live at Main Street Cafe.

Duet without a Klingon - mp3

"Duet with a Klingon" (studio version), minus the Klingon. Have fun with this at karaoke night, or at a con on stage.
Duet without a Klingon 99 cents buy the mp3 via payloadz.com

What Child Is This (Instrumental) - MP3 SIngle

Here's an airy little arrangement I wrote for solo guitar. Not humorous. Kind of meditative in fact.

This track is available on the Hudson Harding Christmas Compilation Vol. 4, or right here for 79 cents.
Buy the MP3 here
via payloadz.com

F word song - CD single

CARLA ULBRICH: If I Had the Copyright (The F Word song)There are 4 available versions of this song:

Live at the Soho Pickin' Party (bleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single)

Live at the Bluebird Cafe (unbleeped) (on "If I Had the Copyright" single, Best of Red Peters Vol. 1, and in the movie "F**K")

Live at XM Radio (bleeped) (on "Live From Outer Space)

The sound effects version (recorded at WLRN) (on "Leftovers").

All 4 versions are also on itunes.

Download versions 1 and 2 at Cd Baby
Get all 4 versions at iTunes

Notespeller - book

Music workbook for learning note names- how to spell them, read them, draw them. 2 versions available: - treble-clef only (self-published, only available here) - treble and bass clefs mixed together in one book, published by Alfred Knopf 2002.

Treble/ Bass version available from Amazon.com and Alfred Knopf:

Buy treble and bass clef version: from Alfred Knopf Publishing