well what can i say? i just get tired of having my name butchered. Ul-bich on a marquee was quite a memorable gaff.
And this is why I am President of the Difficult Last Name Club.
My name is Carla
It is not Darla
It is not Clara Carol Claire Marla or Starla
My middle initial is a K
It stands for Kay
But the first name is C-A-R-L-A
Whatâ€™s in a name
A name is a name is a name is a name is a name
As for the last name hereâ€™s the hitch
It looks like it should be pronounced yule brich
But we say ole brick though thereâ€™s no â€˜Kâ€™ in sight
If we were German we would say it right
A German name
A rose that had my name would smell the same
I was in Borders
Standing in line
A book of baby names caught my eye
It said "see Charles"
I thought it was gonna say "see Carl"
Cause thatâ€™s my dadâ€™s name
And my granddadâ€™s
They tried for a boy Iâ€™m the closest one they had
Charlesâ€™ definition isâ€¦ "manly"
A manly name
A man is only as good as her name
My Great great grandmother
She was Deutsch
She fell in love with the stable boytch
They had a baby
He was a cute one
But the stable boyâ€™s last name was Von Pfannekuchen
How do you spell that?!
For heavensâ€™ sake
Translated it means "pancake"
That I could see
Pancakes are short and sweet, just like me
Iâ€™m singing a song
About my name
You must think that I am really vain
But Iâ€™m not the first one to have such a song
BINGO had one he was just a dog
C-A-R-L-A C-A-R-L-A C-A-R-L-A and Carla was her name-o