Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck

 
 

Professional Smart Aleck CD

Toasted Chicken Sandwich

03:50
Carla Ulbrich
2003-02-20
Glenn Hanson

Story

Live version of this song (written by my cousin). Several years after recording the song, Joe proposed to me in the middle of me performing it at a convention in Orlando. (I said yes. He was wearing a penguin costume- how could I say no?)

Lyrics

Well I almost decided to marry you But that ain't the right thing for me to do I don't love ya darlin’ can't you see It's the Toasted Chicken Sandwich and the big glass of sweet ice tea All those nights I dated you at your home It wasn't 'cause I didn't wanna be alone It's because of those great snacks you fixed for me Like a toasted chicken sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea I was always sweet I was never rude But before I'd kiss you I'd ask for food You'd buzz through the kitchen like a bumblebee And fix a Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea You thought your food was the key to my heart Now I realize you're kinda smart There's only one way to marry me That's a Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea You ain't that good lookin' But I like your cookin' Get into that kitchen Bring me some chicken You're makin' me high When I look at that thigh Of a Toasted Chicken Sandwich A finger lickin' sandwich Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea Toasted Chicken Sandwich and a big glass of sweet ice tea