Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck

 
 

Sick Humor

(I'm a) Specialist

02:44
Carla Ulbrich
07/31/2004
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music The Pretenders

Story

Wrote this after an unusally rude encounter with one of my "doctors." He may have the power to write prescriptions but i think most people find songs more entertaining (guess it depends on the prescription...)

Lyrics

Got crabs? Well that's a problem
Sprained ankle? Sorry to hear that
Flu symptoms Go see your GP
Gotta make you make you make you notice

I don't do arms
I don't do legs
I don't do feet
I don't do kidneys
I don't do fingers
I got my my my specialization oh

'Cause I'm who ya gotta see
If it's a blood thing
Hematology
I'm a specialist yeah a specialist
I gotta have some of your blood sample
Give it to me

You got anemia
That's more like it
Clotting problems
now we're talking
Hemophilia
I'm listening to you
Yeah you made me made me made me notice

I don't do arms
I don't do legs
I don't do joints
I don't do bladders
I don't do fingers
I got my my my specialization oh

'Cause I'm who ya gotta see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm a specialist yeah a specialist
I gotta have some of your blood sample give it to me

'Cause I'm who ya gotta see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm a specialist yeah a specialist
I gotta have your insurance card
Give it to me