Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck

 
 

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On The Commode Again

02:16
Carla Ulbrich
07/31/2004
lyrics Carla Ulbrich; music Willie Nelson

Story

OK singing this is a crime in Texas. Just so you know. Anyway, I learned that diuretics don't just make you pee... and that lacey underwear does not make a good barrier.

Lyrics

 
On the commode again
I can't believe I'm on the commode again
Some people call it makin' music with a rear end
And I can't believe I'm on the commode again

On the commode again
Goin' in places that I've never been
Seein' things I hope I never see again
And I can't believe I'm on the commode again

On the commode again
On the can the john the throne the loo the crapper
For all this time I spend
I've read everything from novels to knee-slappers
And tampon wrappers

On the commode again
Passing the time on the commode again
Hope noone hears the music comin' from my rear end
I can't believe I'm on the commode again

On the commode again
It can really be a problem on the highway
We're improvising then
Behind a tree or bush All I need's a little privacy
And some TP

'Til we find a commode again
I just can't wait to get on the commode again
I'd rather be out on the trampoline with my friends
But I can't wait to get on the commode again
No I can't wait to get on the commode again